There is something that has always baffled me. The so called "True Love" between boyfriends and girlfriends. Hey, I'm not saying that it doesn't exist, but just that I don't believe in it. I mean, come on. If you really love the person, you don't flirt around with the very next hottie, right? Ok,let me explain.
One of my friends is in a relationship. Her boyfriend(according to her), is the sweetest, most loyal guy in the world. He always comes to our class and just talks to her about some random third person. I call it granny gossip. Whenever she has to go out for some reason, he turns over to us other girls and starts talking. He runs his hand through his hair, gives us huge smiles and tries to be Prince Charming. The above mentioned signals, according to behavior analysts, are the basic signs of flirtation.
Another illustration. My friend(the one mentioned above) and I were standing outside our college. Her boyfriend joined us. As we were talking, a girl from the neighbourhood walked past us. My friend's boyfriend's eyes were riveted on that girl's ass. Luckily for him, my friend was telling me something and thus missed the adulterous act by a few seconds.
So now you see my point. If you "truly love" that person, why on Mars would you be staring at someone else's behind? I mean, seriously, guys are pigs when it comes to The Bod.
Wow! Back up there horsey. Just because I gave a few examples about that greedy buffalo's.......greed, doesn't mean that the cows are the ideal partners.
Technically, the female ducks that live off the coast of Ireland are the most adulterous non-human animals. So, maybe we should call our engaged female compadre's as The Duckies.
So,coming to the duckies. This girl(just an acquaintance),in my college, is the girlfriend of one of my friend's brother. So, she always hangs out with him. But, what she does, makes our buffalo look like a loyal puppy. This ducky, not only flirts with the carnivores of my college, but actually does it in the presence of her boyfriend. I call it hunting practice. She's just getting ready to make a world record in the world of flirtation . While talking to the other beasts, she nudges them, playfully ruffles their hair and laughs at their pathetic attempts at cracking the humor nut. The one they have been trying to crack, ever since they recognised all the possibilities of "adventure" with the opposite sex. Can it get more obvious than this?
Anyways, the point is this. If you really love and care about the person, why on Uranus wpould you try to hit on somebody else. Oooh, maybe they are trying to get rid of cometition, Maybe they want to be the couple who's been dating the longest. But still, why on Jupiter........
Oh my God!!! I get it now. All this while, I've been talking about Mars,Uranus and Jupiter. But thesr buffalos and ducks live on Earth.
Hmmm........guess the rule of "True Love" isn't even applicable here. oh well, it's ok I guess. Alright people you can let lose those animal instincts now. It's clear. Bon Apatite.
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AGNI
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